Quote #3035
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen...
Quote #2772
I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
Quote #11809
Life is a dream from which we must wake before we can dream again.
Quote #22466
The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible enough to give...
Quote #8733
Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #4515
Be contented when you have got all you want.
Quote #13137
The sinners sins against himself; the wrongdoer wrongs himself, becoming the worse by his...
Quote #15399
Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign...
Quote #865
Rem tene, verba sequntur (Keep to the subject, and the words will follow)