Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #20062
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends...
Quote #8167
It is one of the great secrets of life that those things which are...
Quote #8695
The key to immortality is first to live a life worth remembering.
Quote #5639
The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof,...
Quote #9427
There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
Quote #31461
The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance...
Quote #31024
The man who carried out the attack is still in power and still insane,...
Quote #4078
We judge ourselves by what we are capable of doing, while others judge us...
Quote #10291
The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense...