Quote #13216
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
Quote #34649
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
Quote #34800
No hatred is so bitter as that of near relations.
Quote #8267
Mathematics is the queen of the sciences.
Quote #34030
Ladies and gentlemen, today we’re here to honor electricity, the charge that charges everything...
Quote #34058
Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or because...
Quote #12788
Grow into your ideals so that life cannot rob you of them.
Quote #16220
A tart temper never mellows with age; and a sharp tongue is the only...
Quote #26564
‘But it is always interesting when one doesn’t see,’ she added. ‘If you don’t...
Quote #34447
Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned. A widely- read...