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Damn it, Pierre, what do you want me to do We’ll go sit with...
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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t...
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Where fear is present, wisdom cannot be.
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Blow, blow, thou winter wind Thou art not so unkind, As man’s ingratitude.
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Hereafter, in a better world than this, I shall desire more love and knowledge...
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Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you is...
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We stand for freedom. That is our conviction for ourselves; that is our only...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Happy is he who gets to know the reasons for things.
Quote #29088
In the fight between you and the world, back the world.