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If a man takes no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow...
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I cannot say whether things will get better if we change what I can...
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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Quote #34693
On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
Quote #25946
I’m very curious to know what the hell they’re saying on the phone, but...
Quote #3601
We should have had socialism already, but for the socialists.
Quote #16867
The angels are so enamoured of the language that is spoken in heaven, that...
Quote #30053
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
Quote #12198
Resolve to be thyself; and know, that he Who finds himself, loses his misery.
Quote #22349
There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.