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I think it is all a matter of love the more you love a...
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If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
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Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on...
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Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo...
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Facts are stubborn things and what ever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or...
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The absent are never without fault, nor the present without excuse.
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He who praises everybody, praises nobody.
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The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and...