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Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don’t...
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in...
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CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.
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I always admired atheists. I think it takes a lot of faith.
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If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
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‘It is the job of thinking people, not to be on the side of...
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There is no wealth but life.
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Science may have found a cure for most evils but it has found no...
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Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as...
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To err is human; to forgive, infrequent.