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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man,If with his tongue...
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We’re a sentimental people. We like a few kind words better than millions of...
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Death is the only inescapable, unavoidable, sure thing. We are sentenced to die the...
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It is vain for you to rise up early, to sit up late, to...
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I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised...
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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of...