Quote #657
It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
Quote #949
I have lived some thirty years on this planet and I have yet to...
Quote #13475
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #2293
Holidays are an expensive trial of strength. The only satisfaction comes from survival.
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No one has yet computed how many imaginary triumphs are silently celebrated by people...
Quote #6434
Engineering is the professional and systematic application of science to the efficient utilization of...
Quote #9448
One must be poor to know the luxury of giving!
Quote #789
The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth.
Quote #22774
Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the...