Quote #3327
Like the ski resort full of girls hunting for husbands and husbands hunting for...
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
Quote #24835
Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done.
Quote #32134
You simply *must* stop taking advice from other people.
Quote #11945
You guys line up alphabetically by height.
Quote #8816
Nature has a great simplicity and therefore a great beauty.
Quote #2468
At age 50, every man has the face he deserves.
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Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe...
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A big man is one who makes us feel bigger when we are with...
Quote #33594
The trouble with normal is it always gets worse.