Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #8785
I am more afriad of an army of 100 sheep lead by a lion...
Quote #7969
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
Quote #25858
Whatever we possess becomes of double value When we have the opportunity of sharing...
Quote #31550
The only place where your dream becomes impossible is in your own thinking.
Quote #3474
Believe me! The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from...
Quote #4743
Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far...
Quote #1231
Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel...
Quote #3642
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards
Quote #17222
When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn...