Quote #27346
I felt like poisoning a monk.
Quote #11911
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
Quote #32810
It is a curious thing… that every creed promises a paradise which will be...
Quote #444
A man is so in the way in the house.
Quote #32437
Why learn at all if one day we will die and forget everything
Quote #411
Every year, back come Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off...
Quote #4614
It is quality rather than quantity that matters.
Quote #33197
I have no need of your God-damned sympathy. I only wish to be entertained...
Quote #11724
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
Quote #31844
There ain’t no answer. There ain’t going to be any answer. There never has...