Quote #6652
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
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What’s on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement
Quote #34893
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #2083
He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.
Quote #2074
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
Quote #23674
Art for art’s sake makes no more sense than gin for gin’s sake.
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Nothing ever goes away.
Quote #5071
Brilliance is born of desperation.
Quote #13381
If you marry you will regret it. If you do not marry you will...
Quote #10120
The very essence of literature is the war between emotion and intellect, between life...