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Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
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Over the river and through the wood, To grandfather’s house we go The horse...
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On his deathbed Death, the only immortal who treats us all alike, whose pity...
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If there are occasions when my grape turned into a raisin and my joy...
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If you cry ‘Forward’ you must without fail make plain in what direction to...
Quote #8990
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
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The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythicals beans into it,...
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Nothing amuses me more than the easy manner with which everybody settles the abundance...
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Today is here yesterday is gone and tommorow never comes.
Quote #7413
Tis hard to fight with anger, but the prudent man keeps it under control.