Quote #23099
Keeping accounts, Sir, is of no use when a man is spending his own...
Quote #14145
He who carries out one good deed acquires one advocate in his own behalf,...
Quote #10388
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come...
Quote #12963
Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding.
Quote #26937
Lasciate ogni speranza voi ch’entrate. (Abandon all hope, all ye who enter here)
Quote #2145
Most religions do not make men better, only warier.
Quote #31553
No problem is so formidable that you can’t walk away from it.
Quote #774
There are more fools in the world than there are people.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #2733
The modern age has been characterized by a Promethean spirit, a restless energy that...