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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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Every event that a man would master must be mounted on the run, and...
Quote #14976
We must have infinite faith in each other. If we have not, we must...
Quote #338
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Quote #3016
If you wouldst live long, live well, for folly and wickedness shorten life.
Quote #4431
Piety requires us to honor truth above our friends.
Quote #19873
The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play...
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Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like...
Quote #21586
A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need...