Quote #25492
It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
Quote #3188
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be...
Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #25107
Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
Quote #26308
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math....
Quote #20965
Yet do I fear thy nature It is too full o’ the milk of...
Quote #88
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Quote #13871
Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius.
Quote #20150
No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.
Quote #22034
Sooner or later I’m going to die, but I’m not going to retire.