Quote #19508
It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it...
Quote #3644
Your motivation? Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with...
Quote #29986
The great man is he who does not loose his child’s heart.
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #26236
Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens...
Quote #14341
If we slide into one of those rare moments of military honesty, we realize...
Quote #2629
The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.
Quote #23546
It is not our purpose to become each other it is to recognize each...
Quote #26025
Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
Quote #22620
The minds of the everlasting gods are not changed suddenly.