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My advisers built a wall between myself and my people. I didn’t realize what...
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Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you...
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When I have fully decided that a result is worth getting I go ahead...
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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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A friend is a second self.
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The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of...