Quote #9717
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
Quote #28303
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #32349
I’ve learned that true friendship continues to grow, Even over the longest distance. Same...
Quote #32977
Civilization requires slaves. Human slavery is wrong, insecure, and demoralizing. On mechanical slavery, on...
Quote #31733
Money and success don’t change people they merely amplify what is already there.
Quote #4979
Age cannot wither her, nor custom staleHer infinite variety.
Quote #1802
Virtue has never been as respectable as money.
Quote #31267
Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own mind.
Quote #13008
I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good...
Quote #14465
Understanding human needs is half the job of meeting them.