Quote #21379
Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances...
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If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
Quote #9104
We cannot destroy kindred: Our chains stretch a little sometimes, but they never break.
Quote #17720
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
Quote #10470
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #30793
A friend is one to whom one can pour out all the contents of...
Quote #17406
Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards.
Quote #558
When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth paw...
Quote #23458
Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.