Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #20687
Taxation WITH representation ain’t so hot either.
Quote #5413
Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment.
Quote #3785
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
Quote #12367
No country can be described as free- but each has different degrees of bondage.
Quote #3086
The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating...
Quote #24906
Acting childish seems to come naturally, but acting like an adult, no matter how...
Quote #31418
The first ladyship is the only federal office in which the holder can neither...
Quote #15154
Habit, my friend, is practice long pursued, that at last becomes man himself.
Quote #1213
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.