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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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If it had not been for the discontent of a few fellows who had...
Quote #13437
Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I...
Quote #17850
There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
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Say not, when I have leisure I will study you may not have leisure.
Quote #7848
Either define the moment or the moment will define you.
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Love and war are the same thing, and stratagems and policy are as allowable...
Quote #3901
A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the...
Quote #32689
By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually...