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Pain is temporary, quitting lasts forever.
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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line....
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to...
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In Heaven an angel is nobody in particular.
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We need to attend diligently to the state of our soul, and to deal...
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The pupil who is never required to do what he cannot do, never does...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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When I retire I’m going to spend my evenings by the fireplace going through...
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It seems to me that perfection of means and confusion of goals seems to...
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.