Quote #2083
He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
Quote #13655
Immature love says, “I love you because I need you.” Mature love says, “I...
Quote #25954
The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than he discovery...
Quote #633
The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy...
Quote #32769
I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people’s accomplishments. The front...
Quote #14313
It is only to the individual that a soul is given.
Quote #33706
There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
Quote #24431
Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds.
Quote #13688
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.