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There is always a well-known solution to every human problem–neat, plausible, and wrong.
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A fanatic is one compelled to action by the need to find a strong...
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A fault confessed is half redressed.
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A cheerful look brings joy to the heart.
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Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through...
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When we would prepare the mind by a forcible appeal, an opening quotation is...
Quote #28253
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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The only comfort comes in thinking about how nice it was to know them,...
Quote #3566
All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can, too, provided you use...