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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
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Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether impossible.
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After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say I...
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A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist...
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The shortage of student loans may require … divestiture of certain sorts-stereo divestiture, automobile...
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I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
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False enchantment can last a lifetime.
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The principle goal of education is to create men who are capable of doing...
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The moment you’re born you’re done for.
Quote #4936
Out, damned spot! out, I say!