Quote #17340
Knowing is not enough we must apply. Willing is not enough we must do.
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‘Who are you and how did you get in here’ ‘I’m a locksmith. And,...
Quote #27336
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Quote #5363
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
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A human being must have occupation if he or she is not to become...
Quote #31519
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently...
Quote #17792
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #12002
Duty then is the sublimest word in the English language. You should do your...
Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.