Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #22118
The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away...
Quote #32310
Heal the past, Live the present, Dream the future.
Quote #29332
Take all your dukes and marquesses and earls and viscounts, pack them into one...
Quote #26475
Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them...
Quote #767
A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any...
Quote #27745
All humanity is one undivided and indivisible family, and each one of us is...
Quote #34509
Mars is essentially in the same orbit… Mars is somewhat the same distance from...
Quote #12345
No doubt alcohol, tobacco, and so forth, are things that a saint must avoid,...
Quote #25885
For God’s sake don’t say yes until I’ve finished talking.