Quote #8853
Trying is the first step towards failure.
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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school...
Quote #23927
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
Quote #1775
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
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When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was...
Quote #31801
You cannot slander human nature it is worse than words can paint it.
Quote #12842
It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to...
Quote #14349
If you are near the enemy, make him believe you are far from him....
Quote #22449
Live with wolves, and you learn to howl.
Quote #6066
Humor is just another defense against the universe.