Quote #34583
This isn’t good or bad. It’s just the way of things. Nothing stays the...
Quote #2815
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to...
Quote #3450
I still live.
Quote #16330
Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things...
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #32743
There is only one boss the customer. And he can fire everybody in the...
Quote #31316
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense.
Quote #7607
The angry man always thinks he can do more than he can.
Quote #1817
I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything...
Quote #3613
God created sex. Priests created marriage.