Quote #26517
I’ve learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing Silent...
Quote #10481
Maturity comes not with age but with the acceptance of responsibility. You are only...
Quote #34912
Words are a heavy thing…they weigh you down. If birds talked, they couldn’t fly.
Quote #12591
I have no doubt that faith is only pure when it does not negate...
Quote #528
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Quote #21565
Life is short and we have never too much time for gladdening the hearts...
Quote #34327
Sexually,we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing...
Quote #12081
Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the best even of their blunders.
Quote #33830
The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the...
Quote #28501
Old age equalizes- we are aware that what is happening to us has happened...