Quote #14512
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Quote #154
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Quote #21699
You cannot conceive the many without the one.
Quote #15530
Money, which represents the prose of life, and which is hardly spoken of in...
Quote #6137
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.
Quote #10423
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent...
Quote #18354
To dare to live alone is the rarest courage since there are many who...
Quote #13498
Doubt yourself and you doubt everything you see. Judge yourself and you see judges...
Quote #20794
Surfing on the Internet is like sex everyone boasts about doing more than they...
Quote #28747
I love to go to Washington — if only to be near my money.