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The physicist cannot simply surrender to the philosopher the critical contemplation of the theoretical...
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Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.
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Because you are in control of your life. Don’t ever forget that. You are...
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I thought I told you to wait in the car.
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I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
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Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic.
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No Sane man will dance.