Quote #23009
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
Quote #13233
Violence is the way stupid people try to level the playing field.
Quote #19408
Times of luxury do not last long, but pass away very quickly nothing in...
Quote #653
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Quote #2722
Lawers, I suppose, were children once.
Quote #23263
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
Quote #13011
I avow myself the partisan of truth alone.
Quote #34782
Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.
Quote #2825
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Quote #30318
When I was young, I was sure of many things now there are only...