Quote #772
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because...
Quote #17688
Every woman knows all about everything.
Quote #20054
Learn to see in another’s calamity the ills which you should avoid.
Quote #28503
We’re going to find out who did this and we’re going after the bastards...
Quote #2463
An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
Quote #6426
Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.
Quote #5673
Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and...
Quote #9814
I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.
Quote #33096
My philosophy is that not only are you responsible for your life, but doing...
Quote #10778
It is not because the truth is too difficult to see that we make...