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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...
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The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems...
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A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for...
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The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
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It is amazing how much crisper the general experience of life becomes when your...
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Cease, every joy, to glimmer on my mind, But leave—oh leave the light of...
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My teen angst has a body count.
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Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale Vexing the dull ear of a...
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You must have a room, or a certain hour or so a day, where...