Quote #1910
Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.
Quote #32692
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Quote #6785
The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances...
Quote #25798
There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.
Quote #18195
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason...
Quote #20419
When I hear music, I fear no danger. I am invulnerable. I see no...
Quote #796
For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality...
Quote #7329
Since wars begin in the minds of men, it is in the minds of...
Quote #1938
For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
Quote #33979
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....