Quote #24789
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
Quote #10439
The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough...
Quote #11195
A groundless rumor often covers a lot of ground.
Quote #11264
Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.
Quote #33826
The scientific name for an animal that doesn’t either run from or fight its...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #25236
The instinct to command others, in its primitive essence, is a carnivorous, altogether bestial...
Quote #31386
A proverb is the wisdom of many and the wit of one.
Quote #11151
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
Quote #22292
Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors.