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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
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I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of...
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Billy T-T-T-T-Today, Junior
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I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
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It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat...
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There ought to be one day – just one – where there is open...
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
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The truth is easiest to disprove – its defenses are down.
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You are 87% water; the other 13% keeps you from drowning.
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Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.