Quote #28410
Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
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When men exercise their reason coolly and freely on a variety of distinct questions,...
Quote #29628
If you can’t say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
Quote #7251
Physical deformity, calls forth our charity. But the infinite misfortune of moral deformity calls...
Quote #5053
The out-of-work actor wears out more than shoe leather. The very sensibilities that make...
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Music, when soft voices die, Vibrates in the memory; Odors, when sweet violets sicken,...
Quote #10848
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Quote #23147
An event has happened, upon which it is difficult to speak, and impossible to...
Quote #29710
Friendships, like marriages, are dependent on avoiding the unforgivable.
Quote #11540
A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat...