Quote #19353
You can’t say that civilization don’t advance, however, for in every war they kill...
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If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk...
Quote #5019
Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy...
Quote #21322
The best way to know God is to love many things.
Quote #22647
We never know the worth of water ’til the well is dry.
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I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a President, and I...
Quote #19654
I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the...
Quote #30946
The blind man is laughing at the bald head.
Quote #28166
Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don’t think she would know sensuality...
Quote #34649
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.