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It is better to think too much, than to think too little
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Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.
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I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes...
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Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?
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Age is a function of mind over matter if you don’t mind, it doesn’t...
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Life is what happens while you are making other plans.
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We are told that talent creates its own opportunities. But it sometimes seems that...
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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
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If ever a man could have felt the church to be unnecessary, he was...
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The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed...