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You grow up the day you have your first real laugh — at yourself.
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We must respect the other fellow’s religion,but only in the sense and to the...
Quote #28253
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
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I still say a church steeple with a lightening rod on top shows a...
Quote #19603
Sandy Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course...
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Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you...
Quote #19013
He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot....
Quote #21108
It might be said now that I have the best of both worlds. A...
Quote #25460
There is incredible value in being of service to others. I think if most...
Quote #26031
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can...