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You know when you’ve read a good book when you turn the last page...
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You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than...
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Two men look out through the same bars; one sees the mud and one...
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Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
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Words have a longer life than deeds.
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Find out what whiskey he drinks and send all of my generals a case,...
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
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Old houses mended, Cost little less than new before they re ended.
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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It...