Quote #27811
The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife’s...
Quote #10236
We are what we pretend to be, but we better be very careful what...
Quote #6865
Get pleasure out of life…as much as you can. Nobody ever died from pleasure.
Quote #34267
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.
Quote #692
Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.
Quote #30896
Don’t be sweet, lest you be eaten up don’t be bitter, lest you be...
Quote #5538
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Quote #3150
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Quote #5623
Pleasure is a by-product of doing something that is worth doing. Therefore, do not...
Quote #20067
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.