Quote #25419
I do most of my work sitting down that’s where I shine.
Quote #3095
To get the attention of a large animal, be it an elephant or a...
Quote #34237
Oh, I don’t blame Congress. If I had 600 billion at my disposal, I’d...
Quote #34252
There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Quote #23493
Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.
Quote #11617
Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade...
Quote #33992
My object all sublime I shall achieve in time…
Quote #30335
One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to...
Quote #18530
Cheerfulness and contentment are great beautifiers and are famous preservers of youthful looks.
Quote #34840
If I only had a little humility, I’d be perfect.