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The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
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The effort to understand the universe is one of the very few things that...
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The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in...
Quote #29336
Television A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
Quote #10087
Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful.
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It belongs to human nature to hate those you have injured.
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Limited expectations yield only limited results.
Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
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What a searching preacher of self-command is the varying phenomenon of health.
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And in the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter and the sharing of...