Quote #2466
Fashions are the only induced epidemics, proving that epidemics can be induced by tradesmen.
Quote #25982
No mockery in the world ever sounds to me as hollow as that of...
Quote #12650
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Quote #30889
God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.
Quote #26986
If you’ve never been hated by your child, you’ve never been a parent.
Quote #25045
Goodness does not consist in greatness, but greatness in goodness.
Quote #13093
The sort of liveliness which increases with age is not far distant from madness.
Quote #4354
When good men die their goodness does not perish,But lives though they are gone....
Quote #25670
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
Quote #11560
The phrase “domestic cat” is an oxymoron.