Quote #26841
A man said to the universe ‘Sir, I exist’ ‘However,’ replied the universe. ‘The...
Quote #621
The eleventh commandment — Thou shalt not be found out — is the only...
Quote #31753
The past itself, as historical change continues to accelerate, has become the most surreal...
Quote #15
We are suffering from too much sarcasm.
Quote #6593
If you make people think they are thinking, they will love you. If you...
Quote #16689
He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was...
Quote #16413
Imagine the Creator as a stand up commedian – and at once the world...
Quote #27009
There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three...
Quote #3311
A venturesome minority will always be eager to get off on their own… let...
Quote #20534
In the past decade or so, the women’s magazines have taken to running home-handyperson...